I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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