I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Randomize
