talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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