I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
dude. I can hear the air.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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