I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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