I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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