ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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