Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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