I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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