Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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