erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
my liver is dry heaving
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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