That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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