Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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