I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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