Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
