I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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