remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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