If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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