Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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