did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We have so much sex to catch up on
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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