Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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