Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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