I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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