Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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