Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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