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The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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