This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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