I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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