Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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