i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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