Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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