I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
we made out on top of his cat.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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