in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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