I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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