Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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