this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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