My brain says no but my pants say off.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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