everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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