What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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