i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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