I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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