It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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