please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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