It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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