Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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