i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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