is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
3 2 1 whiskey
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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