this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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