I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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