even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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