Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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