i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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