I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
