I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
