so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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